Conrad "fails at life" Warrington

[Private to Outer Circle DEs]
FUCK

I didn't even-

THERE ARE POSTERS

WHY ARE THERE POSTERS?

HOW

WHAT THE FUCK?


Help?

Oi! The terrorists let me go!

But now I'm...

Well fuck I don't know. Can someone come get me? Please?

[Private to Self]
Fucking- This is not fucking good. I wasn't even supposed to be out. They're going to fucking kill me. Drunk and breaking curfew and- Maybe if I wait long enough someone else will notice! Yeah, that's what you should do, Conrad. People live there, right? Someone's going to notice this shite! But what if someone's stuck in there?

Oh fucking hell.

[Private to Death Eaters]
Diagon Alley's on fucking fire!

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